Saturday, October 11, 2008

News From an Alternate Universe

Palin Did Nothing


In a recent investigation into the actions or inaction of the Alaskan Governor and Vice Presidential Candidate, a bipartisan group discovered, even with personal and intimate knowledge of all the events around a State Troopers alleged misconduct, the Governor did nothing.

The fact that State Trooper, and ex-husband to the governors sister, Wooten allegedly tasered her own nephew, did not motivate the Governor to make any effort to use her position to push along any investigation. . She simply stood by and did nothing.

"The simple fact that the governor did not use her power as chief executive of Alaska to pressure those in charge to take action proves her inexperience and unwillingness to challenge others in the face of true adversity." said an Alaskan citizen and mother of a son, the same age as Palin's nephew. She continued "If it were me, i wouldn't have stopped until the loser was not only fired from the force but also doing time for these heinous actions"

In a completely unrelated story, the governor was also exonerated in any wrong doing in the firing of Public Safety Commissioner Walt Monegan.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So how do you feel about the inaction of Palin? Just curious?

-Dan

Jase said...

Well, if i were to channel myself from this alternate universe, I would think, whatever she felt was appropriate, after all it is her governorship. But i would think 'Damn, no matter what she does or doesn't do, the press just can't help but to criticize her" and "if the press don't like her, there most be something good there."