Saturday, May 8, 2010

The Difference

The difference between a fascist and a socialist: A fascist will control what you do, A socialist will control how you do it.

The difference between a conservative and a liberal: If a crime is committed by someone matching their description a liberal will be outraged when the police stop and question them, a conservative will be outraged if the police don't.

The difference between a legal and an illegal immigrant: (Now this one is a shocker) A legal immigrant is a lawful member of the American experiment, an illegal immigrant is "BREAKING THE LAW"

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